Patriarch's corner
As my posterity passes through mortality, it has been revealed to me that even though the scriptures teach that "it is not meet that ye should be commanded in all things", there are a few items from the Law of Moses tht need to be spelled out.
First. All males and females who have romantic intent with the Brady family must have English as their first language.
Second. All males and femails who have romantic intent with the Brady family must be legal citizens of the United States and paying taxes.
Third. All males and females who have romantic intent with the Brady family must not have criminal charges pending or be on probation/parole.
Fourth. All males and females who have romantic intent with the Brady family must be steroid and drug free.
Fifth. All males and females who have romantic intent with the Brady family must not be involved in any kind of family or native dancing that requires the dancer to have bare feet, legs, chest and arms while famiy members beat animal skin drums keep the beat.
Sixth. Please don't expect fathu to carry on a conversation and ask questions like . . . .
1. What's your major?
2. When do you graduate?
3. Where are you from?
4. See you again!
First. Asking the 'major' question might give the hint that I'm wanting to know if they are able to support my daughter/son. Plus, it reminds me of the freshman orientation dances at BYU.
Next. Another freshman question.
Next Another freshman question.
Next. I don't want to see them again.
Love,
Moses
posted by The Big Kahuna at 9:12 PM
3 Comments:
Looks like Matson passes with flying colors if these are the requirements. Thanks for your approval dad!
Joesph is just glad that you didn't find out he served in Russia until later, or that his brother married a Russian.....we would never be married if that knowlege was known
Afton, you're hilarious. And Mel, Russian is my second language and I only look like I use steriods.
:)
(...I wish)
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