iAfton 2.4

With the recent product merger of Brady inc and Tolman industries, the Research & Development team would like to announce the upgrade of Afton 1.0 to the soon to be released iAfton 2.4. The new version of the highly acclaimed "Afton" series will feature much of the familiarities of the dated Afton 1.0 with much needed updates and technologies. Afton 1.0 features such as "grumpy face" Afton, "burning eyes" Afton, "pouty" Afton and the always love-able "my way or else" Afton, have been upgraded by the top engineer to include "happy face" Afton G4, "Sweet longing eyes" Afton, "complacent" Afton, and of course the highly anticipated "I will agree with my husband" Afton Pro.

The new iAfton 2.4 will also be available in various styles to fit any occasion. These styles will not only include the classics such as, Utah bangs, mom pants, socks with sandals, and the always present JSA t-shirt and sweat pants, but have expanded to include dyed hairstyles, hot pants, 4 inch heels, and the ever stylish express top with garment highlights.

The iAfton 2.4's most exciting new feature is that of its personal product development capabilities, in which the iAfton can create smaller sub-units, or "Afton mini's" to carry out every day tasks. The company has high hopes that the Afton mini's will lead to future deals with ABC, Disney, Gap, the NBA and the NFL. We do have word however from sources within the company that say this feature may not be put into use for an undisclosed period of time and may be as far away as 2014.

Top engineers have still expressed concerns over interface problems with the new system but have hopes that these will be worked out as soon as 2045. Starting prices for the new iAfton 2.4 range anywhere from $10,000 to $20,000 with a required 71 pumpkin down payment. This starting price does not include monthly maintenance fees which are at this time relatively unknown, but are expected to be quite substantial.