What I learned in college....

1) Not everyone like to hear singing
2) "fecth"...no one knows what it means
3) Peanut Butter DOES NOT go bad
4) Squeeze jelly is cheaper then Jar jelly
5) People Smoke
6) You have to wake up YOURSELF for church
7) Coupons work
8) The dollar menu is the ONLY menu
9) Your roommate wont wake up on the first day of school to take a pic of you leaving and give you a kiss
10) McDonalds serves breakfast at 1:15
11) Josh Groban is not in my "Cool Music" playlist anymore
12) If you tell one person something you might as well hang a banner becasue everyone will find out anyway
13) Cup of Noodles can a) be mistaken for throw up from a drunk b) it is its own basic food group c) it can be "spiced" up with....mayo SICK!
14) A PS2 is used more than a clean pair of underwear
15) Don't walk into a room without knocking
16) Cafeteria food "backs up" the system, yes even more then moms meatloaf
17) Finally.........If you run out of spoons an "Altoids" lid doubles as a spoon!!