House For Sale
The house accross the street from us is for sale and I was just thinking... it is a 5 bedroom home...Melinda and Joseph could have one room, Steph could have the other, Afton another, and Brett another. You could all do your own thing - sort of. We would home school everyone, Steph could teach math, accounting, psychology; Afton, church history, skating, and weights; Melinda could teach cooking, sewing, careers; Joseph could teach computers; Brett could be the P.E. teacher and the rest would be students. No bus (walk accross the street to school) No bad influences (except for Afton controlling saying the F word) No annoying teachers, Dad would pay bills and teachers wages. I think I have something here!!! "Ever Who's Game" pack your things and head home!!!
As a mom you really feel like this some of the time. I guess the "living in the world" part is important too. Please be careful out there in this wicked world. Read and pray! And remember that I LOVE YOU!!
posted by Charlotte at 1:16 PM
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I'm game! And I dont think it's ME that the "Students" will have to worry about getting their language from *cough cough* MOM!!! And if I came, I would probably need a student teacher... i think Matson is perfect for the job! He could teach gospel doctrine, math, realestate, how to be a gentlemen, polynesian dancing, cooking, driving (he's a really good driver), witt class (for those of us who are a little slower), business, fashion, hairstyling and he might even do a special swimming class for dad! The list could go on.. but I'll stop before dad throws up! MISS YOU GUYS!!
Before DAD throws up? What about everyone else?
Afton thinks that anyone who doesn't have a "special" red driver's license is a good driver.
I'd teach about computers, but my "Windows" section of the course would be about 30 seconds of the semester which I would sum up by saying, "Get a Mac."
Also, it would be a distance-learning course where everyone just stayed in their rooms but we had class over iChat and iSight cameras! Excpet Melinda, who would be in the classroom with me so I could "pay more attention" to her.
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