Preventive Medicine
Hear ye! Hear ye! Be it know throughout all Bradyland that from heretoforth, any visitors/guest to the Brady Castle bearing romantic intent must provide medical documents affirming health. A specific, doctor documented and signed, medical/dental health history must be completely filled out including all current and past medications taken (whether natural or man-made approved by the FDA or not) along with any and all medical/dental conditions diagnosed by any health care provider anywhere, anytime. Proof should be provided the King of Bradyland that all conditions and diagnosed ailments have been properly treated and under proper medical supervision. Proof of medical insurance must also be provided in the form of a certified letter with current date by the insurance provider. Government issued IT with photo must be provided. Anyone caught trying to forge documents or falsify information will be immediatel dismissed with no regard to future food or housing considerations.
King, Queen and all children, friends, associates, pets, etc. are held harmless in the unlikely event that something bad happens. Additionally, said guests must be willing to communicate clearly and fully about any new or unplanned medical events. This edict applies to all whether liked or disliked by said parties.
posted by The Big Kahuna at 4:30 PM
posted by The Big Kahuna at 8:04 PM
7 Comments:
Does this apply to all people "bearing romantic intent?" And what if our dental insurance is in the form of a birth certificate? Does that count?
What are you trying to say?
lol THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
I recently found a very rare picture of "the King" himself, taken by some Bradyland paparazzi. I've taken the liberty of adding it to the above post.
JOSEPH DONT EGG HIM ON!!
I wondered where he got that picture! Did you all notice that his head is too big for the crown! HMM
Notice that no one commented on Mom's blonde moment above. It was after 7.
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