I think Dad has finally snapped

Creating a new charge in order for him to get more money is just the tip of the ice burg I believe. Along with our photographic mother, our father is slipping into the depths of insanity. This is all great news for us though, because by the time that 'condo' fund has grown enough to purchase a condo, dad will be long gone and we will be reeping the benefits of a large insurance policy. So I say- don't write because the more we stress him out from the lack of knowledge the sooner he goes. We have to stick together family- can we do this? Yes! We can! The 'Big Kahuna' must be stopped. His ideas for making money need to be harnessed before we are forced to admit him to 'the home'. Suggestions are accepted, but drastic measures need to be enforced soon.