The RM!!
i have made an important descion down here....i am NEVER going to be know as "an RM" or "THE RM"! so heres the prologue to this descion.....i was at AP and got a phone call from a guy named Mike and he needed a ride to go volunteer at DI so i told him i would puck him up and when i arrived at his house i was shocked and amazed! he looked like Richard Hair TO THE "T" except more......more....uh structured if that makes since. BUT anyway on our way there we were just talking and he showed me his planner and you know he had times to wake up and do his HW and all but the kicker is he had set-a-side a time to EMAIL! ha it was like a 15 min time slot and he told me that yesterday he wanted to email but couldn't bc it wasnt on his schedule! SO ne way we get going and there was a guy that pulled RIGHT in front of me and SLAMMED on his breaks and i almost hit him so i said man that guys smart..and the RM said you know what we cant judge him, we dont kno his situation, we dont know what his life is like... i didnt know what to say so i figured silence was the best answer. then at DI we were talkin and he said yeah i dont listen to the radio much i dont like the filth that is on it! and i agreed and then he said yeah i just put the kinda music on cds and just listen to those, i asked what cds he had, and he replied well i only have 4 and they are.........................the new testament, old testament, D&C, and a MIX of MOTAB! wow and he also asked me on the way up if i had read the autobiography on Parley P Pratt and i sorrowfully said no i havent YET!! ok now heres my favorite one on the way home he told me hes working out and stuff and i told him bc at AP they warned us about SOME of the protein shakes have fillers that dont enhance the body at all they dont do ANYTHING but SOME CAN make u test positive on a drug test and he got silent for a little bit and said well in D&C it says that we shouldnt have any addictive drugs or stimulants and OF COURSE thats true but then he got quite a little more and well he said man i think i am going to have to ask my bishop about this. i told him he was fine and didnt need to worry but he insisted that he needed to ask. SO in conclusion i feel SOOOOO SORRY for my sisters now bc they have to look for a young man that is like this IDK how they do it!!

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I would have given ANYTHING to have been there to witness the look on your face. I think you need to talk with your bishop as well, you did get a speeding ticket you sinner.
Can you include a photo? He sounds like the perfect son and/or son-in-law. Stephanie? Afton?
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!! SICK
I died laughing! These RM's are who we call "zoobies" here in the great city of Provo. And there are more of them than you probably think. It's scary. Sounds like you're having fun though!
Brett- I think that this post is going to be really funny for you to read right after your mission-because you will be the EXACT same way (at least for an hour or two)
So....I'm reading this post thinking, "What is so strange about this guy?" He seems perfectly reasonable. He sounds just like the kind of upstanding young man our ladies should be looking for.
I will admit that I was shocked about his music selection, though. The CD albums for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir have been prayerfully compiled and I don't think it is appropriate to just take the songs and mix them up into whatever kind of unsanctioned mix he wants!!
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