What the Crap!?!?!?

Melinda wrote the following in response to the recent discovery of her school photos during our spring cleaning:

Well....I guess this is what the first year of marriage does to you....Afton are you ready for it? I have the fat clothes you will need already so don't go buy them.

Or maybe it is the first year of teaching.....the teacher of the year thing did provide a nice dinner as a reward.

Or maybe it was the little house we lived in.....you know the bedroom/closet/kitchen/living room was MUCH closer to the fridge.

Or maybe it is Joseph.....I always knew secretly that he likes fat women.

What the crap? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Anyhow, here are fat Melinda and skinny Melinda photos for all to laugh and enjoy.


P.S. THANK YOU, DAD!

Haggred?

John wanted to know what he'd look like with long hair - what do you think? Jerimiah Johnson has nothing on John, or does he look more like Haggred?

The bus ride home

On the way home from school(girl in class speaking)the bus was at the intersecton of Rollercoaster and Northgate a car was going down the hill( on rollercoaster) and couldn't stop and hit the bus. There was no mager damageso they didn't call the cops or anything they just kept going. Well when the bus got to a stop it couldn't and was inches away from hitting a car then a another car going to fast and cuoldn't stop and hit a car wich hit a car wich hit a car which hit the bus wich hit a car wich hit a carwich hit a car with hit the bus again!!After this the ambulance came to make sure every one was ok(evry one was)then a police car came flying in and couldn't stop hit the ambulance wich hitsthe bus again!!!!!!!(time 4) so in class we had a good laugh

john