HELP!!!!!

I dont know what to think about this family any more!! i think that i might have to change my last name!! What is this world coming to!!
Examples:
We have a dog
Dogs are allowed in the house
We feed the dog
Stephanie is getting married
Mom keeps her mouth shut
We belong to a Country Club
Afton watches football on Sundays (w/o Matson)
Dad give mark his iPod
Brett breaks up with Chelsea.....again
Mark is turning in his assignments
Mom teaches young women
Afton can.... well is learning how to cook
Brett can sit still for a record breaking 76 seconds
AND Joseph is going back to school (well maybe)

I sign this letter with my name, only my first, because i haven't found where the old family is....

Brett "Doe"

Announcement

I would just like to publicly commend our mother on her amazing capacity to hold her tongue for these past few months. I must say I had my doubts. I thought that with the advance training of the Brady children, especially Brett, that we would have cracked her by now. Not the case. I am sure that our doubts only made her drive stronger, but still. Our mother doesn't have the best record for being the silent one, especially when it comes to things she is excited but when you add an 'operation' to the title, she zips her lips! Mother, I hope that you are taking this as a compliment, because it is. Good job mom- we have one week until operation surfing turkey and we have no clue where we are going.

HALLOWEEN

Halloween was a fabulous holiday this year, although nothing beats last year. :) We had the whole gang over to carve pumpkins! It's funny how the pumpkins resemble their carver... Then Matson and I went to Rick and Jaslyns for a mini Halloween party. I guess you could say, I finally got to hunt and i finally got my deer!! We missed the little kids this year a lot... and listening to scary stories on the radio.