Saturday, September 30, 2006

Joesph, Joseph, Joseph. Rookie mistake.

Joseph . . . you should call me and ask for my advice before making such rash decisions. You're in big trouble with this 'birthday thing'.

First of all, you make the rest of the husbands of the world look bad. You have caused years of severe marriage problems for every couple who hears about this. (And we all know how many people Melinda will tell!) Wives who hear about your gift won't forget things like this. They'll think about the last gift their husband got them (E.g., I got Charlotte a new frying pan and some chip clips for her birthday.) and compare that to what you've done. Now, wives all over the world will lay awake at night dreaming of their husband waking them up on their birthday with a stolling violinist, a new diamond and a vacation package to the other side of the world!! And when it doesn't happen, we'll get the silent treatment for the rest of our lives. No more home-cooked meals, no more anything. What were you thinking?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you are satisfied!

Second, how are you going to top this? You've really created a dilemna for yourself. Mel will expect at least an equal gift if not more each year. Of course she'll say she won't expect this every year, but you know how women lie. She won't be able to sleep the entire month of September 2007 in anticipation. Rookie mistake.

Third. Now you're going to have to get a job (that pays) and postpone school another year, put a hold on having children in order to recoup financially. If you had put that money to work for you in real estate . . . .

Fourth. Since Melinda doesn't speak Russian, you can tell her all your 'bigger-than-life' lies, I mean stories, all missionaries have about how you were tarred and feathered and thrown into jail. How the jail keeper read the Book of Mormon, you baptized him and an hour after the baptism, you broke our of jail when an unexpected earthquake hit the area and Melinda won't be able to dispute it because she can't speak a word of Russian!!!

Joseph. I'm not sure what to say. You have created a monster that may never go away. Puleeeeeeze don't let Chelsea know about this. Brett is a poor starving student (course I thought you were too). All he can afford to give her is a slide show of someone else in Russia and Austria (stolen off the internet) along with an adjustable ring from a cracker jack box he stole from a roommate.

Next time, let us veterans help you out. You have to plan these things based on the consequences that will happen in the eternities, not just some whim that will give you short term happiness.

On the other hand, if I try really hard to look at the positive, I guess you might be creating some sort of lasting memories. Even memories of a lifetime. Maybe memories you can share with future (and previous) generations. Maybe it is OK to spoil your wife once in a while. After all, we all know what women do when they are spoiled. If you don't know yet, it's time you learnt! And maybe you are setting an good example for us all and how we should make our wives feel special.

On the other hand, maybe not.

Happy Birthday Melinda! Maybe it was worth living in that money-saving hell-hole after all.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Vienna here we come!! (and Russia too:))




Joseph Surprised the heck out of me for my birthday........he got us a trip to Vienna (Steph - here we come) and RUSSIA!!! Ask Afton - I was freaking out!!! We are still working on the dates but we think we are coming the end of November. Happy Birthday to me! Thanks for all the calls and the IM's and the outfit (Mom).

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone needs to know about the "Johnny update".

First, John has had severe swelling on his face and lips more frequently lately. We couldn't figure it out so we took him to an allergist. She found that he has very severe allergies to many different types of grass. He is now on medication AND he has to carry an 'epi pen' with him at all times in case his throat swells shut. His biggest concern was whether or not he'll be able to play soccer. Looks like with medication he'll be able to continue.

John's only question was, "Does that mean that I will never have to mow the lawn for the rest of my life? I guess I'll have to teach my wife how to do it."

Second. We were reading in the New Testament as a family about how after the Savior was resurrected he appeared to his apostles and ate fish and honeycomb. John asked about why he ate with the apostles, his body, how it's different after being resurrected, etc. Mom explained to him that after we are resurrected, food won't affect our bodies like it does now. John grinned a big grin and then said, "Sweeeeeet!"

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Grandma Mona joins the blog

Hope you like my picture of Old Chief, which is very close to Waterton. We will see it when we go. Hope you don't mind me invading your family blog. Hi to everyone, we miss you Stephanie, I hope you are having a good time. Next time I will send a picture of New York. We had a grand time. We saw Donny on Broadway in Beauty and the Beast. He was in his glory, he did a great job.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Here's Why.

Steph, the reason we don't put anything on the blog is because by comparison, our lives are very boring.

For example. The highlight of my week has been calling in a perscription for Joseph because he has impetigo. I also got a new phone because the other one got smashed. I taught a seminar yesterday in Denver. Had pasta for lunch and took the garbage out this morning. It's raining.

I'll update everyone soon so you won't wonder why I haven't shared my excitement.

PS I couldn't get the picture of the pasta to post. Joseph, do you have a picture of your impetigo?

Does Mine Eyes Decieve Me?

After at least 10 long years of absence, I Stephanie Brady have broken the bike silence. We rode from Melk to Krems yesterday... on bikes. It was 38 kilometers and for you folks who don't know, that is about 23 miles. Thank you, thank you. It was the most beautiful bike ride ever. We passed through little towns and dozens and dozens of vineyards. The mountains looked like the ones in Guatamala, but instead of coffee plants, grape trees. It was a lot of fun, but last night I had to take 2 Alive and a sleeping pill to get to sleep because my legs hurt so bad. I haven't felt the anger from my legs yet today, but I am sure it will come... why am I the only one that ever writes on this thing??? Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Awe....

Me in my drindle... it really was way cute, but lots of $$$. And WAY too many buttons. Did you know that the shirts stop about where the vest thing starts... risque! But surpisingly comfortable. Too much information? Posted by Picasa

Picture 2

The BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Library! I have more pictures and a movie... but this is SO the library. I will only post a few of my favorites so you guys don't get bombarded Posted by Picasa

I am 16 going on 17, Inocent as a rose.....

Ok- Joseph told me how to put all my pictures in a folder so you guys can look at them, but I am not patient enough and can't figure it out so this is going to be good enough. Here is one... Posted by Picasa

Monday, September 18, 2006

Salzburg... Broken up- I got your back Shmon:-)


Day 1: Twas an early day- we were told to be at the bus at 6:45 and the bus would leave at 7. Something I have learned and am trying to deal with on this trip is we NEVER leave on time, for anything! We left late.

On our way to Salzburg we made a few stops. Our first stop was at Mouthouse Concentration Camp. It was the only extermination camp in Austria. It was pretty ... um ... eye opening. Hitler used the camp as a source of stone for his extensive building escapades. Men would go down to the quarry, chizzle out a huge rock and walk up over 1,000 steps, then walk up a hill to the camp. What the SS soldiers hoped would happen is that someone would loose their step or stumble because they were so weak and fall backwards causing a domino effect where everyone would tumble down the stairs and be crushed by the rocks on their backs.

If you were too sick or old to work you were in a separate part of the camp and fed 5 spoon fulls every 3 days. Along with no food you were forced outside no matter the weather conditions. If it was raining and an SS soldier came, you were forced to lie down in the mud to make a rug for him to stand on, so he wouldn’t get his boot dirty.

A survivor said that everyday men would be tangled up, dead, in the barbed wire because they tried to escape (commit suicide) during the night. One way of exterminating was; they took men to a cliff, made them stand in a line and forced them to push each other off.

While this was going on, the town had no idea. The SS guards didn’t use guns and the concentration camp was set on a hill, so no one knew what was going on. If you delivered supplies to the camp you were forced to sign a sheet swearing to keep secret what you saw, even though it was never much, if you didn’t sign- you were shot.

We all were doing fine until we watched a movie on it. Picture 32 American Mormon girls being silence for a good 20 minutes because of a film. It was intense. American soldiers liberated the camp in May 1945. The first day they buried 1200 people.

Depressing huh? It was a bitter sweet visit. Honestly, I was just depressed pretty much the whole time I was there. It was really quiet and solemn, obviously. But let me tell ya, I won’t forget it anytime soon.

Alright, moving on to brighter things. The other stop we made was to a monastery. Beautiful church, it was old yadda yadda yadda ( I am SO churched out!). The best part... there was a library and it was Beauty and the Beasts library! She didn’t say for a fact, but I am telling you- it was the library Beast gave Belle. So I have personally been in a library of a cartoon!

Finally we rolled into our hotel. I am telling ya, we were dead tired. We stayed at the oldest hotel in Austria. It opened in 1454 and I slept on a bed to prove it:-) But it was cozy. That night at dinner, I had the best Italian food ever and had the best time with the girls I was sitting with. I think I actually made friends! They thought I was funny- which is good, rare, but good. I told them the story of when I was chasing Brett and he shut the door and I ran into the door. Do you remember that Shmon? Anyway, that got them hooked.

Oh yeah, and that day we went and saw the Sound of Music Gazebo- you know, "I am 16 going on 17" gazebo. That was fun. It is in a beautiful park called Hellbrun where a bishop made a water palace just because he was bored and had money. We got wet.

Day 2: I didn’t sleep that night, so 7am was just a glorious sight on the clock. Actually, day 2 was the funnest day ever! We went to a salt mine. Salz means.... salt and burg means like a town with a wall, so Salzburg was founded based on a salt mine discovered.

We got on HOT white suits that made us look like Oompa Loompas! It was attractive. We rode on boards with wheels down into the mine. The reason it was so fun was because we got to ride on these wooden slides down really far and fast. You were going so fast that the friction made my butt burn. It was 10 degrees celsius- no idea what that is in your degrees, but it was chilly. The mine went into Germany and Switzerland. So I went to 3 countries that day.

The deepest we were was about 240 meters, again don’t know the conversion right off the top of my head, but it was deep. We had a group of little American kids and they were the entertainment of the day. There also was an underground lake we crossed on boat. Anyway- it was so much fun.

That afternoon we had a walking tour of Salzburg. Most boring thing I have ever been on. We were all so tired and bored, none of us paid attention- felt bad, but it really wasn’t fun. We saw the Abbey were Maria (Sound of Music) went. Saw Mozart’s birth place...whoopie. Plus we had been on our feet the entire day! And we saw the park where Fl. Maria does the "Do, Re, Mi" song, at the end when they are in the park. Yup, saw the horse fountain and the stairs they jumped up and down on.

The Austrians don’t care a lot about Sound of Music. They are more interested in the fact that Mozart was born there. So it wasn’t a big deal- there weren’t any plaques or anything commemorating the musical.

That night we got to do a unique thing, even for Salzburg. We saw a marionette/puppet show. It was amazing how they could move hunks of wood. I tell ya what, if I didn’t see the strings, I would have a hard time believing it myself. However, the opera they sang was in Italian. So for 2 ½ hours I watched hunks of wood belt opera in what was essentially gibberish.

Day 3: How are the paragraphs going for ya Brett? I know it’s long, this is the last full day and it’s short. Ok this day was left for us. We were let loose, but not after just arriving and not in a country where we didn’t speak the language. What did my ‘group’ do? Shopping! Europeans always smell good, always. So I wanted perfume and that’s what I got. There were cute little shops all over the place. That took up the morning.

Churches and Mozart were visited more thoroughly... again, yippee. You see one church you see them all. I mean there were like 20 churches in Salzburg and all of them were other bishops or Emperors trying to out do the other. Lame!

That afternoon Lindsay, Elizabeth, Anne and I sat in the Sound of Music park for about 3 ½ hours and just talked. It was so fun. It rained, we still sat on out little bench in a little courtyard of the park. After and entire day and a half of walking and virtually no sleep, it was good to relax.

A celebration of a Saint day was going on while we were there. So we saw all the Austrians dressed up in their little Lederhosen and Drindles. Day 4 I tried a Drindle on. I looked so pretty:-) Haha- I wanted to get one for Anna (They were SO cute) but I didn’t know her size.

I have always been a die hard supporter and fan of the Colorado Mountains... they have been booted to 2nd place. The Alps are the most beautiful things I have ever seen. They shoot up and are quite jagged, but blue and dark green. Every morning the sun would come up and shine on the tops of them. Oh my- pictures do not do them justice. People live on these things, so there are patches of bright green where they cleared the area and mow it. With their little European houses with their little flower boxes... yeah, they are beautiful!

We went to a few lakes on the way home. It was way weird- they were full of swans. What kind of gigantic lake has like random wild swans swimming around? They wanted food- and we chased one into the lake. Poor guy actually fell face first into the water and couldn’t get back up...

Now I am home- I missed my train to church... only 1 hour late, but Sunday school was in English! Then I got beat up by a stupid Austrian. He totally went out of his way to elbow me really hard in the arm. I seriously turned around to kick him or punch him or something, but he was huge and there were only girls with me. I figured if he didn’t care that he hit me once, why would he care if he hit me again. But know the thoughts were there!

Sorry this was so long, but 4 days in the most beautiful city on earth deserves thorough descriptions. It was fun, but I am glad to be back in my ‘native’ Vienna.

Monday, September 11, 2006

''We are not in Kansas anymore''

Alright, twas another eventful weekend family. Lets just get right down to it, shall we? Friday, we don´t have school so it was a `blah' day, until the end... So we get a news letter from the girl who is in charge of all the young single adults in all of Vienna. On this little flyer it invites us to FHE and so on, then mentions a dance that is on Friday. We were all stoked. A dance (BYUs form of entertainment) plus Austrians. What more could we ask for? I was alittle sick that day so I slept just so that I could have enough energy for this dance. We all got ready in our hottest American attire, (some more than others) and met so we could all go together. It takes 3 subways, a bus and walking for us to get there... 40 minutes later. There are only 4 wards in the entire city of Vienna. The city is about 2 million people. 4 wards- 2 million people. Do the math- no Mormons. So we get to this tiny building all pumped and ready to get our groove on. As we are overtaking this poor church I see something that made me laugh for quite some time. A little decon poked his head out of the gym. Yes, we were at a young women young mens dance. When we walked into the gym there was one couple dancing. It was hilarious! So what did we do? We totally broke out and danced like the crazy American Mormons we are. People looked at us pretty funny at first because they dance as pairs to every song. Fast, slow- you have a partner. So our American circle was new to them. We were jaming to `walkin on sunshine´, `summer of 69`, `grease' and several other oldies favorites. All of the music was in English as most of it is here anyway. Towards the end of the dance they asked in German and Enligsh because we made up over half the population there, to move to the back. We were then entertained with a little dance, made up and performed by about 6 Austrian young women. As we cheered and screamed for them the `DJ' said something in German none of us understood, but soon realized that she asked if we wanted them to do it again. Because seconds later they were up and doing the exact same number. Anyway- it was hilarious.
We are going to Salzburg on Wednesday until Saturday. Austrians don`t really care about the Sound of Music, but we are dang excited! I also got a phone. Everyone get SKYPE because then you can all call me and it is way cheap. It is free to download and you pay $10 for tons of minutes. I forgot my phone number, mostly because its like 15 digits. I will get it for you or mom has it. When you use SKYPE you can just say you are calling Austria and then just do the 9 digit # instead of the area codes. I will explain when I get the dang number. Just don´t call between 4pm and 12am your time. I will be sleeping. Other than that, feel free to call when ever your little hearts desire. Trust me, you wont be disapointed. I will try to get pictures, but its hard for some reason. For those that have it, I have pictures on facebook. I will update soon. Widersein

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Bratislava, Slovakia

Not many people have ever been or even heard of the city of Bratislava, Slovakia- well I am here to announce that I have been, seen and therefore conquered! This is how the day went: My roomate Mimi and I wake up at 6:30 am (yes, it's true- in the morning. Guess who was SO happy about that?!) we were told that it takes about 15 minutes to get to our destination from the subway. We are supposed to be there by 7:30 and our bus left at 7:40. Of course Mimi and I are late... we get to the bus station at 7:42. Thankfully, this certain bus line went against normal Austrian protocol and hadn't left. Everyone was on the bus and an arousing applause followed as Mimi and I set foot on our 'chariot'. Bratislava was about an hour away from Vienna so that gave us a good long day. For some reason we didn't leave until 8:40 though...I don't know. Ya know thoes movies about Europe where the tuorists are on the bus in the country and the little sheep are in the road and the little shepheard has to shoo them so your bus can get through? Yup, that is what the landscape of Slovakia looked. Way cute. When we got there, we gathered in a group. One would think that we would go somewhere on a tour or something planned.... Our director (and cousin) Brother Jacobs, however, said the following, "Meet back here (the bus stop) at 5:50 pm. There is the castle (pointing in the dicrection of some grass). Have a great day!" Then he turned and walked the other way! We were totally lost and totally alone! They don't speak English or German there... it was an adventure. After being lost for a while we got to the castle. Which was on the only hill in the entire city. Beautiful sight. We then walked around 'old city' Bratislava and walked to something equivalent to the Needle Dome thing in Seattle, ya know that really tall building that over looks everything? That was awesome as well. This is where I am in the picture.
Missionaries were all over the place! They aren't 'allowed' to be there, but the entire Czech Prauge mission was there trying to get signatures so the church could open a mission there. They needed 20,000 signatures and apparently the first day they got 6,000. Sweet! It was fun to see them and one greenie was excited to speak English. Hard work, that mission stuff, but amazing as well. After literally walking the ENTIRE day- I was dead. Our trip home was on a boat going up the Danub River. The river is the boarder line for Austria and Slovakia. That was fun. Oddly enough I went to bed at 10:30- I know amazing. But lets be honest, it was a long day. Oh and I would like to thank Mark and John for giving me their cold. Really appreciate it:-)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Who's rolling in the dough now college STUDENTS?


For the many years that I've been teased about my independent study, being bad at my sport and being lazy can now come to an end because my fellow college students (psh) I have a career that pays $30 an hour. This is my fat check that I recieved for my very FIRST private lesson. I basically rock and I have another lesson next week. Also, on mondays and wednesday I'm in Salt Lake from 10am to 3pm. THEN Tuesdays and Thursdays I'm ON THE ICE for 9 HOURS!!! That's right... 9 hours. I skate 2 freestyles and teach 7 hours of BYU/UVSC students and LTS (learn to skate). Life's great - I LIVE at the rink... literally and loving it!
My next post will probably be of my new S4 paid in cash!
P.s. I hope you're all having fun in school!!! SUUUCKERS!!!!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Why is Brett Smiling?


Here is a picture of Brett's dorm room in Council Bluffs. He sure looks happy. Can you guess why?

1. Mom and Dad are there
2. Annalise, Matt and John are there
3. His room is sooo big
4. His room is so clean
5. It's Sunday
6. They lost their first game and tied their second in double over time
7. Chelsea is there
8. Mom sent him a new phone
9. We "mortgaged the farm" to drive over there
10. It was cool in Council Bluffs for the first time in months

Why don't we let Brett answer this puzzling question. There are just so many possibliities!!!

Monday, September 04, 2006

I married for the Money!


We wrote our first $10,000 check this week! I kinda (well a lotta) freaked out....because I could buy a nice Audi or even kitchen chairs with that money plus lots of shoes and cooking stuff. But it is a good thing-at least that is what dad says! We feel a little more poor at the moment and hope that the world doesn't end tomorrow, cause we'd have to move home.....actually that's not a bad idea :)

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Pictures


This is Schonbrunn. It's a garden/palace. My computer can't take much right now. I am in a park right now stealing the internet and it is EXTREAMLY slow, so if the picture doesn't show up, you'll know why. This is too much for my poor little computer.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Not a lot of time

Dad- Mom: you guys need to come out here. I have like NO time to write anything mostly because I am having to pay about $3+ a minute for this thing... long story. Eurpoeans think that Americans are addicted to the internet and phones (which I proudly say we are) so there are no wireless connections anywhere! I am thinking about getting a cell phone. My host family says that is what a lot of the kids do. I am trying though. We went to a HUGE garden/palace today and went to the zoo...:-) I have found the best ice cream on earth and have not gotten lost! I have pictures, but can't post them... another long story. I gotta run. My group is leaving me. I will be in touch when I can. Promise. Get out here! School starts Monday.