Greetings From San Antonio!
Mom and I are here in San Antonio. She's on VAcation and I'm sorta here working and Vacationing. The reason I'm writing this blog is to document a monumental, pinnacle, milestone event in history for me, the fathu.
Yesterday, I ate a tomato on my sandwich. (That's not too big of a deal cuz I do that a few times a year.) Next, I had tomato juice on the plane. (I do that once in a while also.) Then, when we went to dinner last night, mom ordered a salad for us to share. LIttle did we know that all the salad consisted of was, a whole bunch of tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella cheese. So, I geared myself up, took a few deep breaths and ate 2, count 'em 2 tomato wedges with the cheese. (That, I've never done.)
Are you so impressed? I'm growing up! And according to one longevity test I found on the internet, I'm going to live longer now. Think of it! I'll be around longer to meddle in everyone's lives! Awesome!
Love,
The new tomato head (Dad)
PS Did I mention that I nearly gagged on the last tomato? And, I was up all night sitting on the throne? Oh well, maybe I won't live quite as long now 'cuz I won't be eating any more tomato wedges anytime soon.
PPS Just to put your mind at ease, I won't be trying onions anytime soon. The sandwich I ate yesterday (with the tomato on it) also had onions on it. I had to take them off and my fingers smelled like onions for a week. Well, maybe not an entire week. But at least several hours.
